all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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