you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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