No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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