her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i need some magic done to my vagina
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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