I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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