sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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