You really coming over, don't trick.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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