i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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