Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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