yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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