If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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