But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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