how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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