thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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