One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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