Plan B is the new Plan A
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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