i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I skipped work to stalk him.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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