He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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