I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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