Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she told me i tasted like america
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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