Swine flu. Run for my life!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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