Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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