I want to walk on stilts...naked
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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