I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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