Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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