Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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