yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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