I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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