new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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