i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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