we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
