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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Yea well when i pee it makes steam.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

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• (415): View more from California

  Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...

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• (949): View more from California

  Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...

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• (631): View more from New York

  I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!

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• (818): View more from California

  You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?

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• (914): View more from New York

  At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.

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