I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??