it's too hot outside to masturbate.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels