I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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