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• (310): View more from California

  it's too hot outside to masturbate.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..

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  who won?

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  THAT is your concern right now?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.

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• (760): View more from California

  coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass

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• (818): View more from California

  ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels

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