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My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

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(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. http://tfl.nu/h0pi

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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god

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(740): you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god http://tfl.nu/byer

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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am

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(302): in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am http://tfl.nu/qmyh

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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.

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(336): I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math. http://tfl.nu/wo9g

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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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(409): There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit. http://tfl.nu/49qn

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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(412): she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend http://tfl.nu/4xq5

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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear

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(805): No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear http://tfl.nu/ak00

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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out

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(518): At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out http://tfl.nu/bjrp

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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game

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(724): They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game http://tfl.nu/pqbb

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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.

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(508): I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking. http://tfl.nu/mdga

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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic

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(601): Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic http://tfl.nu/3mbn

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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party

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(802): We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party http://tfl.nu/otax

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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.

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(309): Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time. http://tfl.nu/yqup

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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy

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(845): then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy http://tfl.nu/hfvq

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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.

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(912): I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen. http://tfl.nu/asrc

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