They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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