worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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