That's intense
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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