Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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