Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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