We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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