Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We left an ass print on the piano.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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