but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is Oprah even human
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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