i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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