I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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