just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
ok first of all what the fuck
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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