Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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