Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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