i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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