It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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