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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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