Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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