what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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