Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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