Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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