just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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