Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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