i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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