I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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